The Elder Party

Official Merchandise

Show your support with official Elder Party campaign gear. Every purchase funds the awakening and is recorded permanently in the Party ledger.

"R'lyeh Rising" Yard Sign

"R'lyeh Rising" Yard Sign

Compliant with most HOA bylaws in most dimensions.

$13.00

"Cthulhu R'lyeh" Campaign Hat

"Cthulhu R'lyeh" Campaign Hat

One size fits most cranial configurations.

$31.00

Elder Party Lapel Pin

Elder Party Lapel Pin

May feel warm to the touch.

$6.66

"I Voted Elder" Bumper Sticker

"I Voted Elder" Bumper Sticker

Weather resistant. Void resistant.

$4.00

Cultist Canvassing Tote

Cultist Canvassing Tote

Holds pamphlets, yard signs, and offerings.

$22.00

Official Campaign Robe

Official Campaign Robe

Required attire for rallies. Machine washable.

$66.00

The Necronomicon Pocket Constitution

The Necronomicon Pocket Constitution

Some pages appear blank until moonlight.

$8.00

"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh" Coffee Mug

"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh" Coffee Mug

Dishwasher safe. Sanity not guaranteed.

$16.00

Elder Party Flag (3x5)

Elder Party Flag (3x5)

Flies well in coastal winds and dimensional crosscurrents.

$40.00

Founding Donors Bundle

Founding Donors Bundle

Note may arrive before you order.

$166.00

All purchases are final. The Elder Party does not accept returns, exchanges, or expressions of regret. Merchandise may arrive before your order is placed. This is not a shipping error. Products are produced by the Elder Party National Committee and are not affiliated with any terrestrial manufacturing standard.