The Necronomicon Pocket Constitution
Some pages appear blank until moonlight.
$8.00
Every patriot carries a pocket Constitution. Ours has additional amendments. Leather-bound, gilt-edged, and containing the full text of the United States Constitution alongside supplementary articles that the Elder Party considers 'overdue additions to the national charter.'
Printed on acid-free paper that is, according to our printer, 'behaving unusually.' Some pages appear blank under artificial light but become legible in moonlight. This is a design choice and not a manufacturing defect.
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