News & Press

Dispatches from the campaign trail. All press releases are issued by the Elder Party Press Office and are accurate to the best of our knowledge, which extends further than most.

Campaign rally on a beach with American flags

The Tide Before Last

Candidate R'lyeh Surges in Polls Across Coastal Districts

Double-digit gains in every district within 50 miles of the ocean. Inland numbers 'will follow once the water rises.'

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Mayor at podium shaking hands with campaign official

Three Moons Ago

Mayor of Arkham Endorses Elder Party Ticket

Historic endorsement. Mayor praises the party's 'willingness to confront realities other candidates won't even look at directly.'

Storefront campaign office with Elder Party signage and American flags

The Night Everything Changed

Elder Party Opens 50-State Field Office Network

Offices have appeared simultaneously in all 50 states. Local officials do not recall issuing permits.

Speaker at university auditorium podium with rapt audience

The Solstice Address

Campaign Chairman Marsh Delivers Keynote at Miskatonic Homecoming

Standing ovation. Three attendees reportedly 'ascended.' Keynote transcript available in R'lyehian only.

Campaign staffers celebrating around a donation thermometer

End of the Last Quarter

Record Fundraising Quarter: $66.6 Million Raised

Small-dollar donations from 'millions of Americans who hear the call.' Average donation: $13.13.

Neighborhood watch members at press conference

The Week After Independence

Elder Party Platform Endorsed by Arkham Neighborhood Watch

Community safety coalition throws full support behind National Security plank. Neighborhood crime down 100%.

Massive volunteer rally with campaign signs and American flags

Midsummer

Volunteer Drive Exceeds All Projections

200,000 new volunteers in a single weekend. Many report signing up 'in a dream' but confirm their commitment.

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Recently

Op-Ed: "Why I Left My Party for the Elder Party"

A former swing voter explains their conversion. 'Once you've seen what they're offering, nothing else makes sense.'