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"Cthulhu R'lyeh" Campaign Hat

One size fits most cranial configurations.

$31.00

Red trucker cap with embroidered tentacle-flag logo. The classic American campaign hat, reimagined for a candidate who transcends conventional politics and, some argue, conventional physics.

Adjustable snapback fits most cranial configurations. Some customers report that the hat 'fits better over time,' which we attribute to the break-in period and not to any changes in head shape.