The Elder Party
Official Campaign Robe

apparel

Official Campaign Robe

Required attire for rallies. Machine washable.

$66.00

Hooded ceremonial robe in midnight navy with gold Elder Party seal embroidered on the chest. Full-length, with deep pockets and a lined hood. The campaign's official recommendation for rally attendance, canvassing in inclement weather, and 'other party activities.'

Machine washable on cold. Do not dry clean — the symbols react poorly to chemical solvents. Do not iron the seal directly. Several customers have reported that the robe 'feels like it was always theirs,' which we consider excellent product-market fit.

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