The Eternal Campaign Trail
Events & Rallies
The Elder Party is coming to a community near you. Flags will fly. Speeches will be made. Some things cannot be undone. Join us.
Campaign Schedule
Eight events. Eight cities. One awakening. All Americans are welcome. Attendance is encouraged. In several cases, attendance is expected.
The Next Friday the 13th
Midnight Rally at Miskatonic University
📍Arkham, MA
Keynote by Cthulhu R'lyeh. Gates open at sundown. Bring candles. Free yard signs for the first 500 attendees. Parking available in the Orne Library lot — do not park in the restricted lot behind the chemistry building, regardless of what the attendant tells you.
The Summer Solstice
Town Hall Beneath the Waves
📍Innsmouth, MA
Underwater town hall. Breathing apparatus provided or unnecessary, depending. Policy Director Dagon Whately will present the Deep Ones Job Creation Act. Refreshments served topside afterward for those who resurface.
Independence Day
Coastal Awakening Tour — Portland Stop
📍Portland, ME
Independence Day celebration. Fireworks visible from several planes of existence. American flags on every tentacle. Live music, food trucks, and a midnight address by the candidate. Children welcome. Pets discouraged (they sense things).
The Next New Moon
Great Lakes Summoning Picnic
📍Sandusky, OH
Family-friendly. Potato salad, three-legged races, minor incantations. The Elder Party believes in community, and what better way to build community than a lakeside gathering where the whole family can participate in democracy and light ritualism?
When the Corn Is Tallest
Heartland Revival & Voter Registration
📍Des Moines, IA
Swing-state outreach. Free yard signs. Corn maze leads somewhere new this year. Volunteer Coordinator Hastur Olmstead will personally oversee voter registration. If you've already registered but can't remember doing so, that's normal.
The Hottest Night of Summer
Southern Awakening BBQ
📍Savannah, GA
Low country boil. The Elder Party's southern hospitality initiative. Come hungry. Spanish moss, string lights, live bluegrass, and a keynote by Campaign Chairman Marsh. The menu features locally sourced ingredients and one dish that 'tastes like the ocean remembering something.'
When the Stars Are Right
Desert Stars Convergence
📍Roswell, NM
Joint event with The Illuminated Order. 'They came from the stars. So did we.' Stargazing, panel discussions on cosmic governance, and a rare joint appearance by party leadership and Order representatives. Telescopes provided. What you see through them is your responsibility.
The Eve of the Election
The Grand Rally — Election Eve
📍Washington, D.C.
The National Mall. Every volunteer, every donor, every convert. The Awakening begins. This is the culmination of everything the Elder Party has worked toward — a gathering of historic scale on the eve of the election. The candidate will speak. The sky will listen.
Can't Make It In Person?
The Elder Party understands that geography can be a limitation — for now. In the meantime, follow the campaign online, watch livestreams, and remember that the candidate will eventually be able to address all Americans simultaneously.