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"Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh" Coffee Mug

Dishwasher safe. Sanity not guaranteed.

$16.00

Start your morning right by reciting the pledge. Full R'lyehian text on one side, English 'translation' on the other. 12oz ceramic, microwave and dishwasher safe.

The English side reads: 'In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.' The R'lyehian side reads the same thing, but saying it aloud reportedly 'makes the coffee taste different.' We have not verified this claim, but we have not denied it either.