
The Tide Before Last
Candidate R'lyeh Surges in Polls Across Coastal Districts
Double-digit gains in every district within 50 miles of the ocean. Inland numbers 'will follow once the water rises.'

The Elder Party is committed to restoring what was always beneath. Leadership that has waited millennia. A fresh start for America — from the bottom up.
Eight bold policy positions for an America ready to look beyond the horizon — and beneath the waves.

Expanding Minds Beyond Euclidean Limits

R'lyeh Rising: A Stronger America From Below

The Deep Restoration Initiative

Deep Ones Job Creation Act
“A child who can swing a pickaxe is a child who can swing an election.”
— Margaret Halloway, CMLC National Chairwoman
“We speak with many voices because we contain many voices. That's not a disorder. That's democracy.”
— The Collective Voice of David Chen, DPP Spokesperson(s)
“Transparency is simply the final stage of control.”
— The Grand Architect, The Illuminated Order, Office of Public Affairs
“The tide comes in, the tide goes out. So do we. That's just how it works around here.”
— Captain Obadiah Marsh IV, FUI President & Harbor Master
“My daughter came home and drew a triangle with four sides. Her teacher said it was wrong. I said it was progress.”
— Patricia Gilman, MAEG Founder & President
“We haven't had a break-in since the sigils went up. We haven't had a lot of things since the sigils went up.”
— Herbert Armitage, ANW Block Captain, Arkham Ward 3
“I pay my taxes. I just want them spent on infrastructure that transcends physical law. Is that too much to ask?”
— Harold Prescott, CPA, ETA Chairman & Certified Public Accountant
Dispatches from the campaign trail.

The Tide Before Last
Double-digit gains in every district within 50 miles of the ocean. Inland numbers 'will follow once the water rises.'

Three Moons Ago
Historic endorsement. Mayor praises the party's 'willingness to confront realities other candidates won't even look at directly.'

The Night Everything Changed
Offices have appeared simultaneously in all 50 states. Local officials do not recall issuing permits.
The awakening is happening near you.

The Next Friday the 13th — Arkham, MA
Keynote by Cthulhu R'lyeh. Gates open at sundown. Bring candles. Free yard signs for the first 500 attendees. Parking available in the Orne Library lot — do not park in the restricted lot behind the chemistry building, regardless of what the attendant tells you.

The Summer Solstice — Innsmouth, MA
Underwater town hall. Breathing apparatus provided or unnecessary, depending. Policy Director Dagon Whately will present the Deep Ones Job Creation Act. Refreshments served topside afterward for those who resurface.

Independence Day — Portland, ME
Independence Day celebration. Fireworks visible from several planes of existence. American flags on every tentacle. Live music, food trucks, and a midnight address by the candidate. Children welcome. Pets discouraged (they sense things).
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