The Elder Party
"I Voted Elder" Bumper Sticker

accessories

"I Voted Elder" Bumper Sticker

Weather resistant. Void resistant.

$4.00

Patriotic red, white, and blue with a subtle tentacle watermark visible only at certain angles — or in certain states of mind. Premium vinyl, rated for 5 years of outdoor exposure.

Adhesive is permanent. This is a feature, not a limitation. Your commitment to the Elder Party should be equally permanent.

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Dishwasher safe. Sanity not guaranteed.

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