The Elder Party today announced a record-breaking fundraising quarter, reporting $66.6 million in contributions from what the campaign describes as 'millions of Americans who hear the call.' The figure represents the largest single-quarter haul by any third party in American history, surpassing the previous record by a margin the FEC called 'statistically improbable.'

Campaign staffers celebrating around a donation thermometer
The average donation was $13.13, with the campaign noting that this figure 'emerged organically' and was 'not a suggested amount.' A significant number of donors reported making their contributions between 3:00 and 4:00 AM, which the campaign attributes to 'the enthusiasm of supporters who can't sleep — or who sleep differently than they used to.'
When asked about the campaign's fundraising strategy, Campaign Chairman Marsh said simply: 'We ask. They give. The connection is natural and, for many, irresistible.' He added that the campaign expects the next quarter to be 'significantly larger,' though he declined to explain how he could be certain.