The Arkham Neighborhood Watch today formally endorsed the Elder Party's National Security platform, citing its alignment with the Watch's proven 'Elder Summoning' community safety methodology. In a press conference at the Arkham Community Center, Watch representatives presented data showing a 100% reduction in crime in neighborhoods where summoning circles have been installed.
Neighborhood watch members at press conference
Block Captain Herbert Armitage noted that the Watch's approach has 'completely eliminated traditional criminal activity' in participating areas. 'We haven't had a single reported burglary, assault, or traffic violation since the sigils went up,' Armitage said. When asked about the 340% increase in reports of 'unexplained phenomena,' Armitage responded, 'Those aren't crimes. Those are features.'
The endorsement brings with it the Watch's volunteer network of over 2,000 block captains, each of whom maintains at least one summoning circle and has completed the Watch's 40-hour 'Community Warding' certification program.