Support the Campaign
Every Dollar Brings Us Closer to Awakening
The Elder Party is a grassroots campaign. We are funded by ordinary Americans who understand that something extraordinary is required. Choose your level of commitment below.
73% of goal
$17,982,000 remaining
Fundraising data as of the last reporting period. Updated when the numbers change to something we feel comfortable sharing.
Choose Your Tier
Each tier comes with its own acknowledgment. All tiers result in your name being known to the campaign. The campaign already knows some of them.
Supporter
$13
Digital 'I Stand With The Elder Party' badge
Patriot
$31
Bumper sticker mailed to your address (which we already know)
Devoted
$66
Signed letter from Campaign Chairman Marsh. Signature appears wet.
Awakened
$166
Name inscribed in the Book of Donors. The Book remembers.
Ascended
$666
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Why Donate?
Elections Cost Money
Running a presidential campaign requires significant resources: staff, events, advertising, and a small number of expenditures that the FEC form does not have a category for. Your donation covers all of it.
Your Name Goes in the Book
Donors at the Awakened tier and above are inscribed in the Book of Donors. The Book predates the Republic. It remembers everyone who has ever been added to it. This is a distinction.
History Will Record This
Every significant political movement in American history was funded by citizens who believed in something. The Elder Party is no different, except in what we believe in and how long we have believed it.
We Know Where You Live
This is not a threat. It is context. Bumper stickers will be mailed automatically to the Patriot tier and above. Please confirm your address is current, or simply wait — we will confirm it ourselves.
What Donors Are Saying
“I gave $31 and received a bumper sticker three days before I had ordered it. Time is a flat circle and so is my driveway.”
— Donor ID #4471, Arkham, MA
“The signed letter from Chairman Marsh arrived damp. I've kept it in a sealed envelope. The envelope is also damp now.”
— Donor ID #8823, Innsmouth, MA
“The dream about the private audience location was very vivid. I'm not sure it was a dream.”
— Donor ID #1666, Location Not Disclosed
Paid for by Elder Party Campaign Committee. Contributions are not tax-deductible. Maximum contribution: $3,300 per election per federal law. The Elder Party respects federal campaign finance law and complies with all regulations that apply to campaigns operating within this dimensional plane. Compliance with regulations governing other planes is pending review.