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The Campaign Needs You. It Has Always Needed You.

Democracy is a participation sport. So is what comes after democracy. Get involved today and secure your place on the right side of the awakening.

Six Ways to Serve

Every great political movement runs on volunteer labor. The Elder Party is no different, except in scope, timeline, and the nature of what we are asking you to help bring about. Choose the role that suits your schedule, your skills, and your current relationship with fear.

Role 01

Canvass Your Neighborhood

Knock three times. If no one answers, leave a pamphlet. If something answers, proceed with the script.

Door-to-door outreach is the backbone of any campaign. The Elder Party provides canvassing kits with pamphlets, talking points, and a script that has been 'optimized for persuasion by experts whose methods we do not question.' Canvassers report high engagement rates and a conversion ratio that defies statistical modeling.

Role 02

Host a Watch Party

Debate watch parties and 'study groups.' Suggested reading list includes the Necronomicon.

Gather friends, family, and neighbors to watch debates, campaign events, and 'other broadcasts' that air on frequencies most televisions don't receive. The campaign provides a host kit with talking points, snack suggestions, and a curated reading list. The Necronomicon is optional but recommended for advanced study groups.

Role 03

Phone Bank

Cā̡̈l̍̒l̞̚ y̠o̕ur n̂̄̔e̬į̠̂gh̄̊̃bors. If th̝̜̋̆e̥̦̋ ĺ̊̕i̗̥̊̈̇ne s̙̗̍̐oṻ̕n̟d̋̏s li̪̇̒k̡̝̊e t̬̑ȟ̠̫̂ę̓̂̔ ỏ̋̉ceḁ̃ṋ̠̋̇̑, y̩̝ou've reä̍ched tḧ̙̭̉e right numb̤er.

Phone banking is critical in swing states and swing dimensions. The campaign provides call lists, scripts, and a dedicated phone banking platform. Shifts are available around the clock — the 2-4 AM shifts are the most productive, according to data that our analytics team describes as 'consistent but difficult to explain.'

Role 04

Register Voters

All sentient entities are eligible. Sapience is preferred but not required.

Voter registration is the foundation of democracy. The Elder Party's registration drive operates in parks, campuses, community centers, and 'other gathering points.' Registrars are trained to process standard voter registration forms and a supplementary form for 'non-traditional registrants' that the party has submitted to the FEC for review.

Role 05

Campus Organizing

Miskatonic University chapter leads the way. Advisors are standing by. Some of them are standing behind you.

Start an Elder Party chapter at your college or university. The Miskatonic University chapter — the party's flagship campus organization — provides a template for chapter formation, event planning, and 'recruitment activities that have proven effective in academic settings.' Faculty advisors are available, though they may contact you before you contact them.

Role 06

Become a Precinct Captain

Precinct Captains report directly to Field Director Olmstead. Weekly check-ins occur whether you initiate them or not.

F́ō̵̧̌r̷̞ t̙̃̋h̵̭ȩ̸̩̇̃̄ m̶̧̡̞̐̓̍̆ó̵̈̌̂š̙̙̪̏̑̋̄t̸̤ c̷̛̗̠̋̌̀ò̢̡̟̩̎̋̓mmi̶̛̜t̴te̶̢̝̭̅̐̑̈̕d̶̦̠̍̌ ṽ̴̧̜̭̭̀̃̏̄ö̵̆̋lŭ̩̆n̵̈t̛̋̓́ě̋̂ẽ̟́̏̕̚rs̴̨̫̍, t̡̨̃̇̂h̫̎̆e̸̦̫ P̸̥̩̟̭̈̄̒̕ŕ̀̊ec̴̒̇̅̊̈ȋ̬̆̀̑̅n̴̋̐ç̏ṭ̥̑̓̒̇ Cȃ̤̒̋pţ̝̄̃̍̌̄̚ą̗̉̐̎́i̪̙̖̤ň̵̡̞̪̩̐̑̓̓ ŕ̠̃̆́̏o̵̥̭̐̄l̶̡̗̣̫̆̋ę̞̣̭ ō̸̕f̶̏̄̅̃fẹ̉̑̔̀̅ȓ̍̅̋̕s d̴̡́i̸̒̊̇̔̇r̴̡̧̫̍̑̄ec̬̃̚t̒̍̐̊̉ ị̏̊nv̝̥̘̎̅̄̋̉ơ̵̡̤̈̑́̕̕l̵̬̠̝̓v̸̧̤ȇm̴̌̇̌ê̤̋nt i̝̦̒̊̋̔̕n̸̫̤̕ ç̢̟̉̚ȧ̐́̂̕m̛̫p̬̘̗̫a̞̒̆̀̚i̷̛̭̅̍̃g̵̀́̇̏n o̷p̷̣̘̩eŕ̸̩̪̒̂̅̄ă̵̭̦̜̐̋̀tió̵̩̖̭̊̅̄ns.̴̪̬̝̦̊̊ Ĉ̤̘̞å̘̠ṗ̷̡̅̈̏̉taį̵̫̞̊́̀̕̚n̸̟̞̖̫̐̇̃s̷̢̩ ç̵̙̭̒ô̬̖̣̇̂̓̕ord̪̟ị̵̞̥n̶̟̤̜̦̒̐̍ȃ̸̙̖t̷̅̅̑̅́e̷̕ c̶̪̝̃̑a̵̜̭n̸̫̣̏̋̔̓v̴̂̕à̬̟̎s̷̛̘̤sing̵̝̬̏̄, m̒̋̃ȁ̵̏̆̈n̨̝̋̈̐a̶̧̝̠̍g̷̤̟̍ë̥̭̆́̑̚ l̷̒̉̐ocã́̐̋̓l̎̅̓́̕ v̩̪̅̚o̢̞̣̣̒̑ľ̛̘̝̊û̷̙̤̙̞̂̎n̆t̡̝e̢̧̅̌̚è̡̞̐̒̌̊r̵̦̀̍̂ t̛̙̩̓ę̸̜̑̐̚ã̵̫̜̞̄̇̈̈m̄̚s̷̪̣̠̑̃,̞ a̙n̒̔̕d̸̐ m̷̛̗̏̉̉̅ã̵̛̇̔̏̕i̭̤̋̋̊n̴̤̣̆̊̇̏̊t̠̑̒a̷̧̭̜i̩̩̜̭̊̂̆n̸̩̭̬̅̂̕ th̴̫̜̆̏̍ȅ̸̝̌ir̸̅̈ p̷̨̝̞r̶̢̖̬̫̀̂̀̏ẽ̷̜̕ci̴̞̪n̤̭̔ct̴̬̚'s̸̖̠̑̐̃ s̶̜̪̙̎̅̍̊̕ȗ̗̬̚m̢̤̜m̴o̷̘̒̆̅̚n̴̪ì̖̙̉̃̍̓ṅ́̎g̸̬̞̦̑ cǐ̶̬̔̕̚r̴̫̘̫c̟̖̓̇̑l̵̝̠̝̋́̐e̝̚ (t̴̝̦ŗa̞̅̍i̊̃̅̉̉n̝̬̔̍i̛̤̪̔̇n̟̥g̵̣̩ p̴̉̒r̍oviḑ̸̫̪̄̒̑ẻ̪̀̇̄d̶̆̏̉)̸̙̫̜̈̎̑̚. We̋́̌ekly c̫̉̏ḩ̝̃ę̸̖̭ck-̵̟̟̟̋̔̊̐̀ĩ̀n̄̈̎ṡ̢̟̬̫̅̈̂̒ wȉ̴̭t̎́h̸̩̑̋̎̆ F̶̛̪̞̫̑̄̐̉́ị̵̭̔̌̀ȅ̡̖̒̌̚ḽ̟̭̃̊̆́d̷̠̅ Ḓ̜̠̇̈̂ȉ̦̑̂̓ř̶̛̬̤̐̂̋e̥̫̟̐̐̈̓c̀ț̫̐̊́̎o̴̙̭̅r̴̦̀̂̆̂ H̥̫̜̉̔̄̀as̄̇̀̓tu̶̜̣̎̌r Ol̴̫̥m̝̪̩ste̴̙̖̒̐̇a̵̗̞̒̌̍̀̊d̥̞̞̐̃̉̀̍ a̷̡̒̍̕r̢̨̝̍̐̏̋̂ę̡̫̖̑̉ ḿ̞̐̓̐ǎ̷̡n̢̠̜̖̋̈d̛̘̏̒a̟̩̠̣̔̃̎̔t̨̡̫̄̂̄̋̐ǫ̙̂̇̄̂̆r̤̟̙y̵̠̐̐̃̔ —̷̆̆̒̀ t̠̋̑h̒ough̠̥̆̄̒̍̕ s̃̇̏̕è̕v̵̤̌̕ě̶̢̧̥̞̑̓̈̇ral̸̤̒̄̏̎ c̡̥̥̅̈̈́ą̊̒pṫ̶a̅̎̒ï̢̙̈̐̆̆nš̡̖̟̭̍̐̅ ŗ̴̦̂̐̊̎̏̚ě̵̘̟̫p̖̅̆̔or̷̢̨̟̖̅̏̏̐ť̸̠̬̙̇ tḧ̦ắ̶̧̦̩̩̒̕̕ṭ̸̬̏̏̔̋̈ t̴̫̟̐̀̈he̟̓̌̉ ch̡̜̦̅̓̑̍ec̷̘̬̐̏k-̑̀í̶ṇ̙̀̎̑s '̦̬̐̒̀̍̒̚hḁ̬̣p̨p̢̥̣̣̄̐̓̃̕e̸̒̋̈̌̈̚n r̴e̷̬̣̓̔̈gå̵̩̬̠̏̕̕ŕ̢̇dľ̸̨̛̪̓̉̃̚ĕ̖̥̓̌̄s̵̆̚s̷̛̠ ȍ̴̢̙̤̅̅̌̈f̨̧̦̗̆̎̓̕ w̵̡̫̥̠hě̴̔thè̆̋̃̐r̷̘̤̐̐̑ y̬̌̉̚ŏ̵̭̓̄̍u̷ p̦̥̥̜̊̑̄̌̕ic̗̞̀̕̕k̘̝ u̥̘̞̐̈p th̵̟̭̜̖̅̒̍̕ĕ̀̔ p̧̂̋̎̋h̛̠̙̩õ̜̟̤̎̆n̋̇̇e̶.̵̖̭̥̏̔̂'̸̞̬̗

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